Portland Zine Symposium
Well, the monkeys have been busy slaving away at their typewriters and so far they've come up with this little gem of literature:
"She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
we had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
we were all going direct to Heaven,
we were all going direct the other way--
Gimme a fuckin' banana (and some cigarets)--
Bubbles mad! Bite face! Throw shit!
Bubbles not typing this fuckin' machine anymore!
Well, we're just gonna have to shoot him off into space and be done with it. He can't use that kind of fuckin' language! There might be children present.
In other news, we're gearing up for the Portland Zine Symposium on Aug. 28th & 29th. We'll be there with a whole spate of new zines and books, including this little gem.