We finally decided to get off our collective (not collectivist, dammit) asses and put together a large format Principia Discordia for those hard of seeing, or just like things larger than smaller. We printed it using a special process none only to a few people, but that we will reveal here to all: we closed our eyes. Just kidding. We're not going to tell you how we printed this.
Just know that we printed them and now they're out there in the world for all to find. You can find them on our Etsy store or in Last Word Books & Press. Fnord.